Chrissy here. I'm never actually on but I'm also always on. It's a problem.
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Book Quotes: Order of the Phoenix
"I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I’m sure she’s no Death Eater."
#this is my favourite bit of behind the scenes characterisation of Remus ever#because the Remus that the trio knows is quiet and polite and would never bad-mouth a peer#even Snape who has proven himself to be deserving of bad-mouthing#Remus still goes out of his way to speak about him as polite and objectively as possible#but here#this#can you imagine?#Remus and Sirius sitting around Grimmauld Place drinking Fire Whiskey and talking smack#Remus swearing and coming up with really creative insults about what a horrible person Umbridge is#Remus not being this perfect shining example of how civilized a werewolf can be#but being rude and disgruntled around Sirius#because it’s Sirius#and he can do this around Sirius#because there’s nobody left who knows him like this#I know nobody ever reads these things#but this is the type of behind the scenes glimpse into a secondary character that I live off (via theabsentear)
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
I swear, in my past life I must have been either a cat or a sloth.
pug vs hairdryer. you’re welcome.
Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family
Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?