Chrissy here. I'm never actually on but I'm also always on. It's a problem.

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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx)


crazyassmurdererwall:

harveyspectacles:

#kids this the story of how i met your father

"A briefcase." Emmett blinks. "Full of pot."

Miranda’s eyebrows couldn’t go further up into her hairline if she tried. “Daddy pretended to be someone else?”

Harvey nods, crosses his legs. “He was running from the cops.”

"He was running." Emmett blinks again. "From the cops."

Miranda sighs and rolls her eyes, exasperated. “Try to keep up, Emmett.”

Emmett stares off into the distance, wide-eyed, and says softly, “So much future ammunition.”

"So what happened then?"

"Your dad showed me how different he was from everyone else." He can see they don’t understand, so he says, "Your dad woke me up from a rut I didn’t even know I was in. He made the world open up."

"So it was love at first sight?"

Emmett snorts. “It was something at first sight.”

She slaps him across the back of the head. “Ugh. Don’t be gross.”

Harvey smiles mildly. “Don’t hit your brother.”

They all turn their heads when they hear the front door open, and Mike walks in, carrying canvas bags full of groceries in each hand. He sets the bags down on the kitchen counter and walks into the living room. Harvey tilts his head back over the back of his chair and steals a kiss.

"Hello, family. What are we up to?"

"Dad’s telling us the story of how you met."

Mike sits down on the arm of Harvey’s chair. “Did he tell you the part about how I was running from the cops with a briefcase full of pot and pretended to be someone else?”

"Yep."

"And the part about how I dazzled him with my giant Einstein brain?"

Harvey looks up at him, amused and fond. “Is that what you did?”

Mike looks down at him, leans in close. Harvey’s hand curls around his hip. “I blew your mind.”

They kiss and Miranda grins, crosses her legs on the sofa underneath her, props her elbow on her thigh, her chin on her fist. “I think that part was next.”

Emmett shakes his head at her. “You’re such a sap.”

"How can you not be? Like, if one thing had gone wrong that day, one thing, we don’t exist.” She gestures between them. “It was an impossibly tiny window of time, and they made it. How does that not blow your mind?”

Emmett’s always been a little more skeptical, like Harvey. Steadfast to the point of stubbornness. But there’s always been one person who can talk him into changing his mind: their passionate, heart-on-her-sleeve Miranda. Mike’s baby, through and through.

And that’s what he does, conceding with a gentle shove of his sister’s shoulder.

"So what happened next?"

Harvey looks up at Mike, smiles as Mike runs his fingers through Harvey’s hair.

Everything. That’s what happened next.

This was going to be a long story.


(Source: spikebuffy)


aurathestar:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

dragons that live in nebulae and exhale colorful dust and baby stars

dragons made out of mountains breathing out tiny pebbles 

hurricane dragons breathing out mist and rain

dragons

(Source: nico-diangelcakes)


heartbeatssforlove:

Stop he’s staring at the toy with so much love. I can’t.

heartbeatssforlove:

Stop he’s staring at the toy with so much love. I can’t.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


peardita:

Marvel characters on AO3 Part 1: Iron Man films

These are the work counts in the characters’ individual tags, ie Tony Stark. The screencaps of AO3 were taken on June 26, 2014. Click to make bigger.


conigliomannaro:

pudgykitties:

Me?

Yes you

haforcere:

"I know you do, buddy."

haforcere:

"I know you do, buddy."


zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT


(Source: youtube.com)


arrogantbullyingtoerag:

"What they’re saying," she pressed on, "is that last night Voldemort turned up in Godric’s Hollow. He went to find the Potters. The rumor is that Lily and James Potter are — are — that they’re — dead."

Dumbledore bowed his head. Professor McGonagall gasped.

"Lily and James… I can’t believe it… I didn’t want to believe it… Oh, Albus…"

(Source: viveaux)


doctorwho:

romanados:

30 DAYS OF DOCTOR WHO

↳ Name a crossover that you’d love to see. 
Game of Thrones (Modern AU) + Doctor Who


Clara bumps into a boy when she’s on Earth, and in the process manages to promise to catch coffee with him the week later. Of course, the Doctor messes it up, and manages to get this mysterious boy, Robb Stark, and his sisters, Arya and Sansa, dragged into a whole mess. Traveling in the TARDIS may not be for everyone, but it’s definitely got Sansa and Arya in their element. Robb hates it, though. And while he and Clara deal with their relationship, the Stark siblings get a chance to really see the universe, outside of their home. 


Which Doctor Who crossover would you like to see?

doctorwho:

romanados:

30 DAYS OF DOCTOR WHO

 Name a crossover that you’d love to see. 

  • Game of Thrones (Modern AU) + Doctor Who
Clara bumps into a boy when she’s on Earth, and in the process manages to promise to catch coffee with him the week later. Of course, the Doctor messes it up, and manages to get this mysterious boy, Robb Stark, and his sisters, Arya and Sansa, dragged into a whole mess. Traveling in the TARDIS may not be for everyone, but it’s definitely got Sansa and Arya in their element. Robb hates it, though. And while he and Clara deal with their relationship, the Stark siblings get a chance to really see the universe, outside of their home. 

Which Doctor Who crossover would you like to see?


(Source: lunathepug)


(Source: gatissmark)