Chrissy here. I'm never actually on but I'm also always on. It's a problem.
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I found the cutest dog in Berlin
silly silly little comic
Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’
Oh my fucking gods this is perfect
This makes me smile
dragon came from water not fire
woman rebelled to save other woman
other woman didn’t need saving and could hold her own
dragon wasn’t killed
interracial lesbian relationship
there is not one thing about this I don’t like. 10/10 fuck yeah
I just realized that she said she’s studying alternative cures for magical stasis. Magical stasis as in sleeping curses. She is researching how to rescue sleeping princesses without needing a bullshit True Love’s kiss because she knows how shitty it is to sit around waiting for some hero to rescue her.
Perfect comic is perfect
#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene
I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.
Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE.
#this is a harry potter blog #seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione #must be utterly terrifying #neville finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills #and drugs and scrapy knives #and is like AHA #I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING #hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one #(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day #she squints at him for a long time #’they volunteer’ she says eventually #neville shivers #muggles are HARDCORE
Including tags because oh my fucking god.
rosy higgins’s reimagining of spider-man’s costume.
#jesus christ could you want each other more#bucky leaning in with his eyes all hooded and whiskey on his breath#and steve breathes in and looks at bucky and he has to take a minute#and then he smiles like ok i know what you’re doing mister#you’re trying to get me to full-body-blush and stutter in the middle of this bar#and shift uncomfortably in my seat for the nest 10 minutes#but you know what#it’s been so long and you look so good and i’m so fucking happy to be here with you#that i don’t give a shit and i’m not even embarrassed#and you know what i’d shove you against this bar right now don’t push me james buchanan barnes#and he crawls his eyes over bucky up and down real obvious#like#bring it#you know what#(bucky knows what)#(leaning back a little in his seat chin tilted to bare his throat a little eyebrow cocked smile starting to curl his lips)#it’s kind of growing on me#your move barnes#because nothing else matters anymore#not thinking anywhere beyond tonight#i’ll wear it you see if i don’t#anything#seriously#ok i’m done now#kbye#everything is steve x bucky and everything hurts#and everything’s kinda filthy idk#i blame bucky he started it (via irisparry)
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.
I’m not crying you’re crying shut up
stop no oh my gooooodd